Boebert Beats MTG for Who is Sluttiest in Round Two

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Beats Lauren Boebert in Round One of Who is Stupidest

I'm not saying that Marjorie Taylor Greene slept her way to a high school diploma, but her calls for a "divorce" between red states and blue states means she should probably restart her education with remedial sixth-grade history. Even though Lauren Boebert has audibly demonstrated why it took her three tries to get her GED, it seems that Greene has told Boebert to hold her Jewish space laser gun so she could demonstrate why she might need three tries on a "true or false" question.

If I were to point out that what she means is "secession" and not "divorce," I would be met with challenges that I know what she means. I do know what she means. I don't think she knows what she means, and I think it has to do with her believing that she is attractive to all the white boys in rural Georgia because of her intellect. 

Don't Blame Judges Because You Elect Dumbshits

Laws are reactive by nature. Nobody can dream up something like you can't carry goldfish on a bus unless some assholes cause problems carrying goldfish on buses and there are enough people with wet feet to elect someone who pledges to do something about the problem. Unfortunately, once that problem is solved, the guy who got elected has to pledge to fix other problems, or his worthlessness will be unveiled.

Often, these people pledge to make a law in honor of some dead person. These are the worst types of laws because they generally are an attempt to make something that is already illegal easier to prove, or to have more teeth.