Marjorie Taylor Greene Beats Lauren Boebert in Round One of Who is Stupidest

I'm not saying that Marjorie Taylor Greene slept her way to a high school diploma, but her calls for a "divorce" between red states and blue states means she should probably restart her education with remedial sixth-grade history. Even though Lauren Boebert has audibly demonstrated why it took her three tries to get her GED, it seems that Greene has told Boebert to hold her Jewish space laser gun so she could demonstrate why she might need three tries on a "true or false" question.

If I were to point out that what she means is "secession" and not "divorce," I would be met with challenges that I know what she means. I do know what she means. I don't think she knows what she means, and I think it has to do with her believing that she is attractive to all the white boys in rural Georgia because of her intellect. 

She is, in fact, so stupid that she thought that if she had paraded a stupid, Black athlete around rural Georgia and tell all the white boys who lust after her that she loves him, that she may have persuaded those rural white boys to vote for Herschel Walker. He would have been lucky to get out of some of those places with his life if he had hung out with any white woman, let alone one of theirs. 

It was Abraham Lincoln, a Republican president, who took the nation to war to stop secession if she were to consider her party's history. If you try to draw upon her racist sensibilities, Andrew Jackson threatened war if states tried to secede under his presidency. Utah governor Spencer Cox criticized her saying that the nation needed marriage counseling and not divorce. Heck, George Santos probably wonders how she thinks she will get away with the stupid things she says.

Kevin McCarthy is probably doing face palms every time he finds out Greene has said something. He needs her vote so badly, but she makes the stupidest comments of any congressperson I have ever heard. One has sunken into the depths of stupidity when even Lauren Boebert can hurl laughable insults at the things she says. 

One has to wonder how she can believe that her pandering to horny, young white boys and horny old men who hope that she has daddy issues, in addition to her really low moral standards, draws anything other than lustful thoughts about what could be done with her mouth if she would just shut up. I certainly don't know, but it would not surprise me if McCarthy were among those who lust after her despite the face palms. 

I have my suspicions that she is among several GOP women who are auditioning as VP running mates for Trump if he were to get the nomination. Greene would get him the horny, young white boy vote for the things she says. Kari Lake would get him the horny, more sophisticated white boy vote for how she looks with the volume down.  Even Nikki Haley may be hoping that Trump notices that she, too, is a bit of a MILF who has carried out his orders before. She said she wants to take on the bully, but she never said whether Trump was the bully or if he is getting bullied by Biden.

Then there is Sarah Huckabee Sanders who, because of her looks, must rely upon her ice-cold heart to impress Trump and the domestic enemies who support him. She can still draw the in-bred hillbilly vote, bless their hearts. She should have that bloc locked up unless Sarah Palin enters the contest. I mean, who wants to put lipstick on a pig when they can imagine making the real Sarah Palin squeal instead? I'm not sure if that is an accurate paraphrase of her comment about pigs wearing lipstick, but if the jowls fit . . .

Personally, I think it is a longshot that Trump will be the GOP nominee, though I think it's likely that he will run as a third-party candidate if not. It's probably wise for Greene to tie her mouth to Trump's lies for her political future. Both are seditionists whose actions actually bar them from holding offices. It's just that MTG's fur coat hasn't bitten her in her jugular yet, and the DOJ has yet to indict Trump for his crimes.

So, while Lauren Boebert someway and somehow is showing us that she is more intelligent and better behaved than Greene, Trump has to be discounting her in favor of her fellow sophomore drama queen. This time he is going to find someone who is loyal to him and not the damn constitution. 

As he considers all the women he can put on the ballot with him, Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to fit the bill best. She is obviously willing to make as big of a fool of herself as Trump makes of himself. 

In addition to that, Ivanka says she is done grifting with him, and Melania has not been seen with him for a while. Even though Greene will never replace either of them in Trump's life, he knows she will put out and he can hope that she has daddy issues.