Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Huckabee Sanders Join Kari Lake as VP Hopefuls for Trump

It seemed at one point not too long ago that the losing candidate in the race for governor of Arizona, Kari Lake, was the presumptive choice for vice president on a 2024 ticket with Trump. However, you could only see her last Tuesday if you watched one of two radical right-wing podcasts. 

She visited Trump at Mar-a-Lago immediately after the gubernatorial election was called in favor of her Democratic opponent. She has never conceded and has a lawsuit challenging the results of the election that hasn't yet been dismissed. She was trying to endear herself to the other loser who didn't concede with that visit to his home, and she continues attempting to remain close to him by appearing on radical right-wing podcasts to confirm theories about why she lost that she had not yet imagined. She, like Trump, are only popular among conspiracy theorists who are hellbent on being stupider than Trump. I would say also stupider than her, but she is much smarter and far more calculating than Trump. 

Tuesday, however, provided two Tea Party RINO women opportunities to audition for Trump on live television as to why they should be his vice-presidential running mate in 2024. 

Marjorie Taylor Greene showed that she, like Trump, could carelessly disrespect common people during a State of the Union address. While Biden was telling the story of parents who lost a child to a fentanyl overdose, she yelled back at him several times. The father said he felt disrespected by Taylor Greene for her immature actions during the part of the speech in which Biden was addressing the fentanyl issue. 

That level of stupidity and total lack of decorum has to be appealing to Trump. She showed him that she not only will back up his stupid comments, but she will also get up there and join him in his sophomoric words and deeds. She also carried around a helium-filled "spy balloon" even though it was harmless for obtaining intelligence from its location. That probably turned Trump on so much that Melania had to tell him more than once that night to stay away from her!

Former press secretary and current governor of Arkansas, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, had the best opportunity for a live audition when she gave the Republican response to Biden's State of the Union address. It's easier to see eye-to-eye with her if you cock your head slightly to the left, but even then, she is the type of person that you hope at least has a good personality. Unfortunately for all of us, she doesn't.

She immediately began with the projection that she infamously used when defending with propaganda the indefensible actions of Trump. Tell the lie and keep telling the lie is her way of operating. Tell the people that the other side is trying to do what really her side is trying to do. Banning abortions and words of inclusion, and turning history around is what she does. Then, she claims the Democrats are the ones who want government controlling our lives. It seems that she does it with a straight face, but she always begins with such an angry scowl that it is hard to tell if she is smiling or just relieved that she got out a silent fart. 

Silent fart or not, she stunk up the room. Though Huckabee Sanders had the best opportunity to make a good impression upon Trump, this time he had to look at her while she spread the vocal bile he likes to hear. He probably wishes he could combine Huckabee Sanders' ability to lie without conscience with Taylor Greene's looks. He could then have a loyal nitwit who turns on the young men in the party by being a MILF to them. 

Unlike both Lake and Taylor Greene, young Republican recruits are unable to be aroused by turning off the sound and watching Huckabee Sanders move her lips. Trump probably knows that she can play a vital role as secretary of propaganda, but there is no way he will be able to win unless he is able to keep the horny, young white boy vote by having someone they see as a MILF as his running mate.

That leaves the two better looking women as the frontrunners for his vice president when he runs in 2024, whether he is nominated by the party or not. 

Will he choose the sultry looking loser who is a former news host and can read the teleprompters clearly? Being the loser of an executive office and then denying the loss like Trump gives her the experience to turn all that losing into a winning ticket. Though well spoken, she isn't the propagandist that Huckabee Sanders is. She speaks more bluntly than the governor, like calling herself "the wrong bitch." At least she and I agree upon something.

I think, though, that Trump is going to select Marjorie Taylor Greene to be his running mate. After all, she unquestionably won her election to the House. She also has bigger boobs than Kari Lake, isn't married, and screwed around on her husband when she was married. 

If you will excuse the pun, those points of hers will be important in attracting the votes from all the horny, young white boys that Trump will need to get elected in 2024.